If you're looking for enlightenment, look somewhere else.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And while you're at it, grow up.

 

 

Ok, kiddies, it's time to see if anyone is out there. This (satire) is going in the Yoga Journal classified, the January issue. Responses may or may not be posted. And keep posted for other ideas that may poke their mischievious little heads above the ground. Lee

 

GURU LOOKING FOR SERIOUS INDIVIDUAL TO REPLACE HIM (WANTS TO GO FISHING): can be man or woman - no children, please - long hours - (or no hours) - much adulation and affection (if desired) - very poor wages (or very rich wages) - fame and fortune await (if you ‘re willing to dumb down and compromise) – no experience needed (or all experience needed) - some small difficulties but these won’t be apparent until you’re in too deep. All inquires welcome. Lee c/o PO Box 4272, Prescott, AZ 86302 USA